tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74167772844091284222024-03-08T09:48:17.665-08:00OH rly?killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7416777284409128422.post-70174710320002196382010-10-14T00:59:00.000-07:002010-10-14T01:00:11.423-07:00MicrocosmA man in a hurry ends up bumping into a wall. The result blows his mind outta the water.<br />
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<img border="0" height="326" src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/1/16/enhanced-buzz-24976-1278016559-24.jpg" width="435" />killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7416777284409128422.post-80081760684503363482010-09-04T02:39:00.000-07:002010-09-04T02:39:47.703-07:00Japanese in Istanbul<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fvUQQF5S4Dg?fs=1&hl=es_ES&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fvUQQF5S4Dg?fs=1&hl=es_ES&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7416777284409128422.post-91504140882690171012010-08-31T11:23:00.000-07:002010-08-31T11:23:16.715-07:00How fast are you?<img src="http://imgur.com/jRTRV.png" />killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7416777284409128422.post-24075900699954937802010-08-31T06:38:00.000-07:002010-08-31T06:44:02.342-07:00What Evidence?<span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: "Verdana", sans-serif;">This made me laugh so hard…..and they say criminals are stupid.</span></span><span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;"></span>killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7416777284409128422.post-44595494397537833082010-08-30T10:49:00.000-07:002010-08-30T10:49:39.647-07:00The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 30 seconds<embed align="top" height="304" pluginspage="http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer" quality="high" src="http://www.magicarchive.com/txchainsawweb.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="405"></embed>killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7416777284409128422.post-14594699569583792412010-08-29T03:26:00.000-07:002010-08-29T03:26:21.720-07:0012 More Best Test Answers<div align="left"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/moretests-2-1.jpg" width="450" /></div><div align="left"><img border="0" height="318" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/moretests-1-1.jpg" width="450" /></div><div align="left"><img border="0" height="595" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/moretests-3-1.jpg" width="447" /></div><div align="left"><img border="0" height="336" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/moretests-4-1.jpg" width="450" /></div><div align="left"><img border="0" height="287" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/moretests-6-1.jpg" width="450" /></div><div align="left"><img border="0" height="242" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/moretests-7-1.jpg" width="450" /></div><div align="left"><br />
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<h4><span style="color: #ff9933; font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">“Crazy diarrhea”</span></h4><span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tattoo_kuangxie.jpg" width="400" /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">Chinese translation:<br />
狂 = crazy<br />
瀉 = to flow out, diarrhea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">My hypothesis is that either the tattoo artist had a wicked sense of humor, or the customer picked out a few random characters from a book that he or she thought looked pretty. (This is why all your Chinese friends snicker at you, btw.) Also, this tattoo appears to be located just above the waistline on the lower back; its proximity to aforementioned crazy outflow can only add credence to the translation.</span><br />
<h4><span style="color: #ff9933; font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">“I support a non-existent ethnic group”</span></h4><span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;"><img border="0" height="224" src="http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tattoo_MarcusCamby.jpg" width="320" /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">The NBA’s Marcus Camby sports these Chinese characters on his right shoulder and bicep. Big and bold, they’re hard to miss and certainly make a statement on the court: a statement which says <b>“I support a non-existent ethnic group.” </b>Hanzi explains: “Usually the character 族 is used in Chinese referring to a certain ethnic group. In this case, without any detailed explanation, Camby’s tattoo means he is a member of the 勉 ethnic group, which is nonexistent.”</span><br />
<h4><span style="color: #ff9933; font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">“Whipped husband”</span></h4><span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;"><img border="0" height="255" src="http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tattoo_fuxu.jpg" width="400" /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">A husband and wife got these matching tattoos. The wife’s tattoo means “wife” in Chinese, and the husband’s means “husband” or “son-in-law.” But in Japanese, the same character means “man who takes his wife’s name,” the English equivalent of saying someone is “whipped bigtime.” Gotta watch those double-meanings!</span><br />
<h4><span style="color: #ff9933; font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">“Abusive husband pimps me out”</span></h4><span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tattoo_lafushijianren.jpg" width="400" /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">Unless this is a cry for help, this woman got majorly punked by her local tattoo artist.</span><br />
<h4><span style="color: #ff9933; font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">“I crave male genitals”</span></h4><span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tshirt_diao.jpg" width="400" /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">An eBay seller claims that this shirt means Fu** in Cantonese, but that’s not quite true. </span><br />
<b><span style="font-family: "Verdana"; font-size: xx-small;">Any readers have mistranslated tattoo stories they’d like to share?</span></b>killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7416777284409128422.post-25481704571486572832010-08-28T06:41:00.001-07:002010-08-28T06:41:20.133-07:00O Rly?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.farfromneutral.com/exodus/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/o_rly.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="292" src="http://www.farfromneutral.com/exodus/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/o_rly.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>killerklownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749497638104215871noreply@blogger.com3